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I would like to announce my candidacy for fake emailer of the year. My platform includes regular and detailed fake emails AND a willingness to look genuinely interested at my screen despite doing nothing of consequence. I promise tax breaks for all fake emailers out there. And a national e-mail plan to allow all people access to creating fake emails.

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Fake email #7

Susan,

Thanks for getting back to me about the website text! You have a happy holiday weekend.

And bite my ass. Seriously.