Fake Email #2

This is what you call a fake e-mail. But that's cool.

Hey guys: Guess what? I am watching _Postcards from the Edge_ on Netflix. Their "Watch Now!" feature has basically saved my life. Though it has cut down on my fake email writing.

The perils of a narcissistic mother. The perils? The hilarity. The ridiculous, ridiculous layers of inanity. More about that later?

I cannot believe I just had to cut and paste this into the bottom portion of this e-mail. Why? Because if someone ACTUALLY came into my office to stand behind me and talk--or stand around and talk--then they would be able to see the contents of this email. And that would reveal that this email is, in fact, FAKE. Fake email. Fake email. Fake email.

So now, with the moving of the fake portion down into the middle of an existing email and it will LOOK as if I am typing on something REAL!

Hoorah.