Fake E-mail

Cristin,

Thanks so much for getting back to me! Thanks so much for calling! I was really excited you cleared that up. What a relief. What a relief to know how your banquet options work. But you know what? I actually don't care. And it would have been nice to have just gone back and forth via email rather than you taking the time to call me.

Here's why: If we had just e-mailed about ten more times, that's ten rounds of REAL typing I could have been doing. But now that we worked it out on the phone, I am again relegated to fake typing. Oh no, not that the actual typing is fake, but the content is. And that's fun.

It is also fun not to look at the keyboard when I type. I. Got. A. Master's. Degree. For. This.

Thanks so much, Cristin.